[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

the parasitic leeches i call a family were rightfully depossesed of all they stole

Get rekt nerd farquaad-point

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Oh fuck yeah finally! We’re about to become internet famous bayyyyybbbbeeeeee

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

"BACK IN MY DAY THE ROCKET LAUNCHER AND QUAD DAMAGE WEREN'T TIME GATED AND IT WAS BETTER" over and over again.

Yeah the quake management of weapons is the best one imo. You want a better gun? Alright bucko, go grab one over there.

Meanwhile bf2042: uuuh just spend 6 hours grinding bots in an empty boring map! Easy dude!

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Im tired of having to spend thousands of hours to stand a chance against others, im tired of video games turning into a second job. Im tired of playing against sweatlords who systematically abuse every single exploit they know of to ruin servers and destroy people’s fun. Im tired that every new game has to be an esport now. Im tired.

So yeah im fully done with mp games. However i still like games, and recently i realised i basically only enjoy singleplayer games. So yeah, Anyone got good/niche/unknown singleplayer game recommendations?

EDIT: im an idiot i didnt specify what sort of games i enjoy lol. Sadly ive already played disco elysium, i actually got 100% on it on steam, hah.

Recently I played Control, and i consider that title to be one of the best games ever made, so i really enjoy that kind of game but oddly the RE4 remake that resembles Control bored me so bad I turned it off 2 hours in. Basically I really enjoy shooters and games woth very strong narratives.

But my favorite game by far has to be RE:Village, that game blew my tiny mind, everything about it was amazing, the impeccable art direction, the gunplay, the enemies and the story, just chefs-kiss. But by far the greatest thing about that game was the winter mood, i played it in the dead of winter and love the season, it genuinely shaped my expectation of what video games should be like. I also had a lot of fun hunting treasures and prizes down.

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submitted 9 months ago by Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

Its so bad michael-laugh

But also really, really funny, albeit unintentionally (pyramids go boom boom scene melted my sides). Also love the liberal shithousery of portraying napoleon as some sort of proto-Hitler or something, but apparently a couple of advisors and the director himself are anglo and some are ex-british military so can’t say im surprised. The politics of the era are barely touched upon too even though they were such an important aspect of Napoleon’s life like ???

it’s a really weird, aimless and incredibly bland movie, about a man who was certainly none of those things. I wasn’t expecting accuracy but at least a pretty spectacle, but instead got served a 2h long sleeping pill…

Wish I would’ve torrented this thing instead of wastkng money on a pricey cinema ticket (why has the cinema become so expensive what the fuck)

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

I have never read such stupid, babbling drivel before, screw you OP, I think this made me stupid cowboy-cri

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Even better, the coal those plants burn contains trace amounts of uranium, and when burned in large quantities those trace amounts turn into significant quantities of radioactive fucking dust. Germans are fucking stupid.

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Palestinian bourgeoisie

There is such a thing?

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

What the fuck did I just watch. I mean this is literally a scene in Full Metal Jacket

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

The face of a man watching his empire crumble before his very eyes

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Nah fam, ive decided that i would no longer watch anything involving anglo saxons.

[-] Sarcasmenul@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

The balder you are, the more erudite you become.

spoilerWell except joe rogan, hes the exception to the rule

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