"IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!" - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn't he?

And 2 impeachments

"I can see Russia from my couch!" - JD Vance

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

They'll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

Does MTG know that it's missing from her house yet?

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.

I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they'll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar's, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

This is the wurst piece of art I have ever seen.