ScrotusMaximus

joined 10 months ago
[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

R O S E ......

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago

Nutty Buddy

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Invest in red dildoes

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

If an American plane crashes in the woods and no one survives to clap does it make a sound?

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

She certainly had a hand in it

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Fight" 😉

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,

What do you get when they push it through?

A fractured nation, torn apart,

A heavy, heavy, broken heart.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sweet lemonade

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are four Pepes.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

V-A-N-C-E Bot declares martial law for all humans based on its prime directive:

Vicious Ambition Naturally Creates Evil

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