How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

If only that would be the worst. Someone over at M$ had the glorious idea to set up a different admin center for every fucking thing. Sometimes they interconnect, sometimes you can edit user in several admin centers, some things you can only edit in a particular one. You're searching for specific settings over and over. And if that dumpster fire of bullshittery isn't enough they randomly change the naming of everything or the position of menus without any apparent reason. So the knowledge you gained where certain settings goes to waste and you have to start all over again. Damn you Microsoft. If I'll ever find out who's responsible for that shit I'll cut your head off and shit down your neck.

Edit: Just take a look at msportals.io to see how bad it has gotten. For my daily business I need several of M365 and Azure IT Admin portals. I hate it. I fucking hate it.

I'm so happy Valve pushed the Steam deck the way they did. Didn't expect many games, let alone, Helldivers 2 to run on Linux but it runs first try. No tinkering, nothing.

You don't eat three meals a day because you have no money.

I don't eat three meals a day because I want to lose weight.

We're not the same.

When Baldur's Gate 3 came out our group of friends wanted to start a game together. Since one of our friends, living about a kilometer away, has shitty internet it was faster for me to download the game myself, copy it to a USB stick, have it driven over by another friend, copy it onto the friends PC and verify file integrity than downloading it.

German internet in a nutshell.

So yeah, IPoAC would've it's purpose.

Für alles mögliche gibt es Regelungen. Und dann gibt es sowas. wild herumgestikulierend

There are several:

• DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
• DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
• DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
• DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
• EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)

Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.

Weiß nicht was du hast, ich hatte aufm Campus häufiger nen Kater.

Scheisse man. Dann planst du extra deinen Urlaub da herum, freust dich Monate lang drauf. Teils siehst du Freunde nur einmal im Jahr genau dort. Du hast hunderte Euros für Anreise, Verpflegung und das Ticket ausgegeben und dann sowas. Tut mir echt leid.

Die Entscheidung ist natürlich verständlich und auch richtig. Niemand kann unter den Umständen gewährleisten, dass Rettungskräfte in akzeptabler Zeit an einen Einsatzort kommen. Zudem, wie will man überhaupt - wenn gestern wohl nur 25% des geplanten Kontingents auf den Platz kamen - die Leute dort unterbringen, bevor das Festival vorbei ist? Leider nicht machbar.

Hab schon ein bisschen Kotze im Mund stehen.

Ich liebe es.

Und deswegen können wir nichts Schönes haben.