Siethron

Fizban's treasury of dragons has stats for an avatar of Bahamut. When it 'dies' it comes back to life and hits everything it wants too for 100 radiant damage and is now stronger (Fizban's introduced greatwyrms and avatars of Tiamat and Bahamut are suped up versions of those)

Original attributed to Arthur C Clarke in a 1968 letter

Why would you lick your Thinkpad?

That makes it sound like you want to bang your brother in law.

I think bleed is effective enough in the game to not be considered gimmicky, unless you're talking about pvp but ds1 pvp was a gimmick in and of itself.

I can only rotate the apple in my head vertically

So was the one you could make from Priscilla's soul

I have a hard enough time finding people and a schedule for mainstream games. Where the hell am I going to find people who want to GURP with me?

One of them got banned somewhat recently

What's that story with the Wizard who cursed a family to die by thirty then broke into their homes to kill them when they turned 30?

As a tall man the dividers are too low, I don't care if someone sees my dick, but I don't want to make eye contact.

I prefer Sorceresses