Oh so the "gut pandemic preparedness" president is going to have another pandemic on his hands?

I can't wait for half his supporters to say he's doing a great job and Grandma is going to have to die for the economy again.

And then the other half with their tinfoil hats to cry about how this is certainly an engineered situation to make him look bad.

It is no choice between someone who disappoints me in their responses on this issue, and someone who openly wonders if sending a nuclear warhead into a hurricane a couple hundred miles offshore will lead to a positive result. And of course that was with where his mental state was at over 4 years ago.

Sure capitalism might breed efficiency and innovation, well except for when it breeds monopolies, and price fixing rackets, and wage theft, and outsourcing, and enshittification, and horrible pollution, and anti unionization propaganda, and... Wait I forget what point I was going to make.

I wish that Bernie was my real dad.

This comment has made my day worse.

He won't spend a day in prison. I don't believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he'll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.

Don't forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.

Unless they fall into the industrial equipment, then you absolutely cannot take the children out of the jam factory.

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that's a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

At 14, I looked back on 10 year old me and thought "wow what an idiot I was."

At 18, I looked back on 14 year old me and thought "wow what an idiot I was."

At 22, I started noticing a pattern.

Yeah but the rest of human history didn't involve the threat of nuclear annihilation always looming on the horizon.

As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.