The same place your lap goes when you stand up

We're going to need a new word for when all this data on your poo leaks.

Bars with parking lots.

Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.

But only an apple they’d picked themselves or received from a trusted supplier with legible labeling, since it otherwise might be a potato.

Who’s throwing away perfectly fine food that could be donated? By which I mean, from one’s own home.

“Ugh, I bought two loaves of bread? In the bin with you!”

So now we just need a MAC filter with a wild card at the firewall?

No more LG products in this house.

Bye Nazi-toddler, don’t let our tolerance and diversity hit your ketamine addicted ass on its way out, you piece of human garbage.

From the damage present in the picture, it almost looks like they tried to drive it.

The currently sold-in-stores orange juice tastes almost nothing like actual orange juice already.

This is the most adorable Scotch on the Rocks

In other words, don't buy HP printers since their CEO admitted they're so vulnerable that you're constantly in danger!