That’s a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn’t dancing much more fun than bullying?

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

Do the other 20% just never go grocery shopping?!? I’m fortunate enough that food affordability isn’t an issue for me, but it would be very difficult not to notice that it’s significantly more expensive than it was pre-pandemic.

Good thing you shaded out his name. There’s no way to know what this guy’s name is.

Maybe they all just have iPad Pros.

The most efficient way to jack off a large auditorium full of men.

My dog will not drink from his bowl unless he sees me dump out yesterday’s water in the morning and fill it up with fridge water. My mom keeps a bowl for the dogs at her house, and the other day she filled it with tap water. One dog drank it, Snobface McGee did not. When my mom dumped it and refilled it with fridge water he drank it. He’s my buddy though so I will always make sure he has fresh fridge water.

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

“Two planes collided on a runway in Japan” is terrible journalism. This was not on a runway, this was during the pushback at the gate.

You’re prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?

I’m sure Freddie Mercury gets whatever he wants.

The random capitalization of letters mid-sentence drives me unreasonably crazy.