Cool so we can just make up our own rules now. Well, all Microsoft products are freeware now because the same reason this guy

I’m ok with this one staying

Constant lying, killing puppies. Seems like she’ll be very popular with republican voters. The fact she hasn’t left already shows there’s at least some truth to it

Why does this guy get to run for president when he appears to have committed millions of dollars in fraud? Shouldn’t that be jail time for anyone else?

If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like

Libertarians think taxation is theft. Be sure to tell them every time they use a road, a hospital, a sporting ground, drink clean water they are stealing from the government and any one who paid more tax than them

Can’t wait for them to tell us to stop being fuckheads and ruining the planet

He might still fit because you would think clark Kent’s humour would be very dry and mostly rely on timing. The contrast would be great having the silliness come from the CIA characters who could be extremely animated and frustrated. I can only imagine the scenes about the CIA agents trying to explain to their boss why they keep failing

I believe this explains why a lot of us have developed tinitis. Experts point to headphones and loud music as the cause but I theorise that out of shear survival instinct we had to develop super sensitive hearing and the ability to separate the smooth sounds of a saxophone and moaning with the distant sound of a car door or car tires pulling into a gravel driveway

Dude looks like he’s tired of giving a fuck what the press thinks. Good for him

I don’t know what a homestuck fan is but I don’t approve. It’s unatural and not how god intended people to be, even if it does occur naturally.