Sometimes The Onion needs to make you cry to remind you what it really is.

Nope and I really wish nobody had still.

Can we add a fog machine this time?

The shoes I get and I'll wear jeans excessively long without a wash but damn dude change the underwear.

I feel like we've moved past just a tray of crap and right into the triceratops scene from Jurassic Park.

He smiles like a horse.

The fact that we have to specify which of the hospitals they've blown up really sucks.

You're either a total cinnamon roll or a proud deviant.

Man riding a motorcycle in my state with these fuckin idiots was awful. Even with the helmet I got a waff of this garbage and not to mention it sticking to my clothes on some occasions. It's not even denialism it's just wilful harm. Luckily the number of these idiots seems to have gone down over the last few years.

How in the hell is this good? Whether you agree or not this is only inviting potential harm and violence against these people. As if things weren't bad enough with the political climate here. Once again fear is being used against those with a differing opinion.

Not sure what point you're trying to get across here unless it's a veiled statement about you not getting vaccinated. People should get vaccinated for both especially since they're both easily transmittable and potentially deadly for certain demographics.

Those on the ground probably.