I would be so embarrassed if I were Mars. What a loser planet. Doesn't even have people.

That is a very positive way to say "the oldest person in the world died"

You know what would be great? A good year for everyone who is not filthy rich.

Typisch. Den Bürgergeldempfängern werden Reichtümer zugeworden, sodass die sich sogar Luxusgüter wie Miete und Essen leisten können, aber der armer Millionär, der sich sein Geld regelrecht erkämpft, hat durch das Blut und den Schweiß seiner Arbeiter, darf sich nicht mal mehr jede Woche einen neuen Sportwagen zulegen ohne dass sein Kontostand stagniert.

As an enthusiast for both leaf soup and bean juice, it seems like most coffee drinkers think of cheap, old, dusty teabag tea, overboiled to taste like bitter vegetables in sewage water, while most tea drinkers think of pure dark overroasted burnt coffee, preground too finely (or as the worst kind of instant coffee), tasting like acid in an ash tray, like those are your only two options.

Both coffee and tea can be so terrible and also so wonderful. I guess my favorite coffee takes quite some preparation and my favorite tea cost me about as much as a junkie's crack addiction. But both can be really nice if you spend a little more money on a quality product and take the bit of effort to prepare it properly.

Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.

Vampire Weekend were known as the pioneers of One Direction knock-offs, being largely successful with their approach of making music completely different than the famous boygroup even years before their start in music.

The closest is Arkansas which starts with an "A". Which is pronounced similar to an "A".

That is disgusting! Why would you even post something like that? There is no way milk with mushrooms tastes good.

Apparently there are cougars in my area. I am scared now.

Someone PLEASE make an AI cover of Ben Shapiro singing Welcome to the Black Parade.

Schwache Generation. In deinem Alter war man früher längst ein erfolgreicher und selbständiger Rassist.