Likely owns a vending machine business. They're easier to return than a handful of quarters if someone uses a 5 dollar bill to buy something for a buck and change.

I stand corrected. "Poisoning" his search results with videos making him look stupid is probably one of the best ideas I've heard. Thanks for the education!

This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it's starvation and eventual death.

The man cannot even put together a single coherent sentence.

Jeez...my dude is just looking for connection and you all are downvoting him to death! Broseff... You're adorable if you think you're adorable. Don't let these self loathing mouth breathers bring you down!

... For context, I'm right around the block from you in age and KNOW I'm adorable. 😉

I notice no mention of Lemmy userbase expansion...

"Don't you challenge me, Mitch McConnell... I'm an entirely new man!"

I would argue George Santos is a solid contender... Otherwise... Spot on. She's a garbage human being, and, in my opinion, legitimately evil.

This is the correct answer, in my opinion. Keyboard warriors usually dry up real quick in the face of physical, meat-space confrontation. Same reason behind road rage, really. I'm only brave while I can hide behind a perceived barrier.

This is such a rich old Italian man's home in the US, it's not even funny.

Really? I would swear I remember watching that start on Reddit...