TheReanuKeeves

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[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (9 children)

Pretty sure a half day interview is enough to make a lot of "normal" people a bit manic, what are they doing? Taking you out for 18 holes and dinner?

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago

I've met countless people who hate morals and will tell you you're an idiot if you treat other humans as equals

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Pretty sure the american government wants to incite a nuclear war and all the elites with bunkers will survive along with their chosen obedient human pets where they will start an underground new world order of elites and slaves

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I'm gonna need to ask some_guy to help me with the freezer

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

All wagyu ribeye caps btw

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 63 points 9 hours ago (11 children)

There's gotta be at least 1 person taking advantage of this to mask up and steal 50-80 pounds of raw steaks

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This seems like a good way to get disappeared or sent to guantanemo and have your legal documents "lost"

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don't personally have an issue with it but my 60 million roommates will have to share 1 bathroom

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

So stupid that it might not even be serious. I guess I need to explicitly state that people shouldn't strive to be deported?

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world -3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

What I'm hearing is that you get free food, no rent, and access to a closely knit community of people who have many experiences to share

Edit: you people don't appreciate camping and it really shows

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

You could always switch to plastic bags instead of paper if your stool ain't stooling but plastic is bad for the environment.

I don't know how you're going to kill 420 Russians with your guitar though.

[–] TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.

The rest of it is easy work as long as you're all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank

 

A nice roasted duck gets my mouth leaking like an old galvanized pipe that you didn't realize was rotting from the inside out

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