Always bothered me that suburban homes each have a lawn mower.

It most definitely has a satisfying snap when you break the surface tension of a nice steamy blob. Maybe similar to a warm Mozzarella.

I watched Fionna and cake on the plane the other day. Really liked it.

Be careful with the attic, adding too much weight could do serious damage.

I sometimes think about a survival situation where I use my piss to make explosives. Just like the judge in blood meridian.