he's gonna snatch every muhfuggin birthday from the ukrainians

gonna have to use a less-salty vegan butter substitute next time I make shortbread

CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD

wow how'd you get the dates to look like that in the title

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yep. Love peas, love potatoes, good to me, plus it's probably vegan.

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Badly aged (hexbear.net)

Lol

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Electoralism (hexbear.net)

Cast ur votes

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Title (hexbear.net)

Well, who is it?

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Title

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Anyways that debate was wild (media.discordapp.net)

pic unrelated lol

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Title (hexbear.net)

I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 59 points 8 months ago

Two of the three meals he eats every day are exactly the same: boiled broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and garlic, nuts and seeds.

Bro why even live forever if that's what you gotta do

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theiss-explanation we're never getting change outside of third worldism bruh

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[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 81 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

say-the-line-bart-1 "Say the line Al-Qassam brigades!"

" 🔻 "

"Yeaaaaahhhh!!!"

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

Gonna move out from my parents and move in with my gf in a week! So exciting! meow-melt

[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

'Rhodesians Never Die!'

Dies Anyways

F-35 stealth doesn't work on the ground.

More like

F-35 ~~stealth~~ doesn't work ~~on the ground.~~

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net

Has coconut milk, onion, tomatoes and lotsa garlic too

Had it with rice, was good

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Bun (hexbear.net)

You love to see it tbh

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Almost too on the nose (media.discordapp.net)
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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net to c/earth@hexbear.net

RIP to a real one :thurston:

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