If you allow businesses in residential neighborhoods, "those" people might come there! The horror!

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

If there was no intellectual property, what would prevent a company like Amazon to simply sell any work every published in their best monopoly marketplace without ever giving a cent to the creators? How would, for instance, the author if a novel make money?

I use Mint. Please help me tie my shoelaces.

And those fuckers have the gall to call themselves patriots. If anything, she's s Russian patriot.

Linux has a huge market share in servers. Most phones use a derivative of Linux. A lot of embedded systems run Linux. The desktop PC is basically the only niche where Linux doesn't dominate.

Exactly. I don't give a fuck about Reddit any more. I'd rather be in a niche community with (some) quality content than on some huge site with mainly reposts. We're not in competition with Reddit. Were trying to be a better alternative.

When it grows up, it wants to be landlord.

I have a few more slurs for him to ban:

"Emerald mine owner"

"Slave labour profiteer"

"Your daughter hates you"

"Minus two thirds valuation"

"Still no self driving"

Except I've left Twitter long ago. Too bad.

This reads like a headline from some Superman-Comic where Lex Luthor was elected governor.

This is a very short-sighted way of looking at things. The real crunch will come on June 30th when the third party apps stop working. That will cause many people to switch away from Reddit or at least reduce their usage. Also, the current shenaigans will have a long term negative effect on the quality of moderation and thus the quality of content. And people will think twice about putting a lot of effort into producing content. They've been on a downward slope in this regard for a long time but this will only accelerate it.