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[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But then, who will maintain the code?

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We'll outsource it to India.

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better to use China, they've got plenty of excess virgins

[–] xuxebiko@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?

[–] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.

[–] BaldProphet@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it

[–] GitProphet 9 points 2 years ago

5 interdependent modules? how sweet...

[–] russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net 7 points 2 years ago

5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!

[–] xuxebiko@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pentagram for demon summoning ⛤

[–] jungekatz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Well i fell for it already and now there is no going back 😨