I had to go to the grocery store today to pick up some groceries. Thought I was just gonna walk away with almond milk, eggs, and bread. Walked away with just milk and bread cause eggs are $9/dozen right now. There is no chance in hell I'm paying that much for eggs. I don't care how much I need them for baking, It's not happening. I'd rather just go without.
Had a dream that woke me up last night where I was unfortunately subjected to my pig uncle who decided to call me literally every name in the book aside from my actual name. I hope you get hit by a truck you fucking pig.
It does doesn't it? Right before my top surgery a few months ago I was curious about the growth of my breasts from the start to then and I noticed the same thing. Pretty awesome, isn't it?
I'm annoyed. Right after top surgery, my breasts were FINALLY even. Left was always much bigger than right and having them be the same was glorious! Until now. Cause apparently I went through another growth spurt in my breasts, but it was only leftie so they're uneven again >:(
Sign me back up. I should be fine to do it now.
That is gorgeous! Very nicely done!
Isn’t the sport fairly rigged at this point? Can’t imagine it’s any better than in the 2000s.
Rant behind spoiler tag so people who don’t want to read it don’t have to
If any sort in the US is fixed, it’s American Football and it’s not even close. Just need to look at the shitshow that was the lead up to Super Bowl XL and the game itself. Yeah. Mike Vanderjagt missing a 40 yard field goal 20 yards wide right in his second best season ever. I totally believe that. Oh and Big Ben totally broke the plane of the end zone. Don’t forget Big Ben making that shoestring tackle on the Bettis fumble cause the defender who had the ball thought it was a great idea that, to beat the only person downfield, was to run directly at him. Definitely happened. That was definitely a forward pass from Randle El, too.
I was a Steelers fan too. Just that sport is so fucking rigged. There’s a reason I stopped watching in like 2011 or 2012 or whatever.
Likewise. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it. Maybe lemmygrad?
For my ex-husband, I put together a sort of children's book and gave that to him. Gestures like that are so much fun. Even if now bittersweet in remembrance.
Oh gods I'm at risk of having my torso disappear 
Oh yeah sure. The best fucking way to do this is by further exacerbating beauty standards to an extent that is literally impossible to meet. It already fucking sucks being under the thumb of said beauty standards, but let's make it worse.
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Flax egg? What’s that? Cause if it’s a substitute, I’m all ears. Time to stop consuming eggs as I don’t need them anyways.