Well of course they don’t say that. They have negative sounding terms like the old “bleeding heart liberal,” because as every good conservative knows it is weakness and foolishness to give a shit about other people.
I guess today they would just go for woke. It’s short and meaningless, but it started out being used by minorities so again every good conservative knows it’s a bad thing and a killer insult.
As an American, this line short circuited my brain:
Police there still carry guns on the regular
I live in a quiet but growing suburban town that’s closer to rural areas than the nearest city. When I walk my kid to elementary school (how European of us, lol) the police officer working as a crossing guard for the kids still has their gun, taser, bulletproof vest, and all their other gear on.
And it’s not a school-specific thing. You just never see cops without their weapons here. Armed and armored is just part of the uniform, essentially.
That’s a funny way to say “you should uninstall chrome rather than leaving it unused” but I hear you Google. 🫡
OR, they’ve already been through therapy and found some decent medication, and are keenly aware that personally enjoyable hobbies are an essential part of self care.
Not that I know anything about that.
Wow, the Christian app that lets you sort people by religion ALSO lets you sort them by race and ethnicity?
I am shocked. SHOCKED!
Well, not that shocked.
The fun part about being the “good” husband is getting to hear all the gossip and complaints about friends’ husbands and/or dating disasters.
Verily I say unto you, men is too headache.
Happy me be man.
Invasion of privacy is a very big deal to our legal system when it is the rich peoples’ big number papers.
This seems like the perfect place to use “oh my sweet summer child”
My hyper focus makes me a good programmer. Unfortunately I only activate it every couple days. With their powers combined… I’m worth keeping employed. 👍🏻
You know, I was just thinking that salt water is definitely what my last PC build was missing.
This song does such a good job with communicating the conservaive trinity:
Ooh, maybe this means cheaper used Teslas.
…but then you’d have to drive a Tesla. Shit.