While fighting Beldorion on Nam Chorios, Leia Organa Solo remembered from her time in Jabba's palace that Jabba's fat hid a great deal more muscle than anyone suspected, and for all his apparent sluggishness, he could move deceptively fast across a room, particularly when his temper was roused.

From his Wookiepedia page

My party doesn't use lemmy so I can drop some setting spoilers

They don't know that the adorable orphan they adopted in their time travel adventure is actually the evil lich queen in the modern day, and I'm looking forward to dropping that bomb on them

Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?

I think (hope) it's just a proof of concept. Nobody relies on Ticketmaster working for their daily life, and everybody dislikes the service. So the goverment has a lot of support to meddle in it, then if it goes well they'll be able to hold it up as an example of the benefits of regulation

TurboTax plus Republicans wanting to make paying taxes as difficult as possible so people will vote to cut taxes

And she's OK with it, right?

Giant spinning ring stations are sounding more and more appealing

Only boys have bussies, not trans women

It's a small section of a book about the 2002 invasion of Iraq, as told by the residents of the Baghdad Zoo

The text is changed too, my favorite version is "I am a sanctioned psyker, observe"

They say you can get easily reverse

That's not true, reversal is much more invasive and not guaranteed to work

98%? Sounds like bad polling to me

Find somewhere without light pollution, and you'll see a goat