afox

joined 2 years ago
[–] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Florence and the Machine is a band. She's real shouty. Wife loves her.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I've never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you're videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

You dawg; you're perfect!

[–] afox@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Are his hands comically tiny?

[–] afox@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Had one for the first time since I was like... 14? I'm 41. Drank it down. Started great. I've never felt so sick after something. Apparently I'm too old for this. I miss being a kid.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You know what's up

[–] afox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar... Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn't help I'm sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I'm so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I'm a shit american.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I'm puting a hot poker in each of my eyes. Jesus.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

We Bear Bears 🎶🎵

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