alanjaow

joined 4 months ago
[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

At least if you assault an officer, you then get an actual court date and get to go to jail, rather than El Salvador.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

It's pretext to be able to designate a riot when someone in a peaceful protest has a mask.

That, and/or they'll do the time-consuming thing of recognizing people that aren't wearing masks, and arresting them at their homes or places of work.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They don't like it when people care for each other.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fun fact, it's called a parliament! I regret that I am not an owl.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ooo, stabby!

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Because apparently all of them have an inherent urge to sexually assault others, and they think it isn't fair that someone like them can dress as a woman to assault people in the women's bathroom.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (18 children)

If porn does any damage to the psyche, surely it's less than videos you can find showing torture and murder, right? At least in porn, people are shown having a good time. I'll also note that no porn is burned into my brain, but there are sure some other videos that are.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forget that Musk has watched, like, a ton of karate movies. He could beat up a black belt, just, ya know, in his dreams

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Heh. Core concepts. That one hits deep.

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you mean... twice as long?

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

[–] alanjaow@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I use a laundry bag for any sheets to avoid this

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