tl;dr: “Listen to your body. If you see things like blood, if you feel pain in unusual places in your abdomen, your body, tell your family. Talk to your doctor. Have the examination.”
Wait, does Gen Z even read newspapers? Totally blew away my suspension of disbelief.
The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today
I hope it enjoys its existential despair.
People are really underestimating the bravery here: eating spaghetti and meatballs while wearing a head-to-toe pure white outfit is either extraordinarily bold or demonstrates a level of faith that's unbelievable even for the pope!
I'm just happy for the red circle, without which I could never have completely understood this meme.
sensible chuckle
I'm pretty sure the admin response to lack of search was "just use Google."
tl;dr - "The new findings suggest used coffee or tea could be a natural and sustainable way to improve the shelf life of baked goods, while at the same time infusing the products with added nutrients."
TNG Season 1: "We have a Chief Engineer?"
Tuskens finally take revenge for Anakin's attack, Ben sees his opportunity and blames it on Stormtroopers, Luke wipes out the Empire based on a false flag.
Hmmm. Maybe it's intentional. A purge. Flush out the old crowd with their adblockers and their nonsense ideas about "free speech," and whoever stays -- out of ignorance or compliance -- is left with the ad-ridden hellscape that is the new interface and the official app.
It's a Rotating Detonation Rocket Engine"
Saved you a click.