[-] aport@programming.dev -2 points 2 days ago

Disguising themselves as their favorite meals

[-] aport@programming.dev 52 points 4 days ago

Bullshit, Tesla headlamps blind everyone else on the road straight from the factory.

[-] aport@programming.dev 87 points 3 months ago

Boomers: "these cast iron sewer pipes will last forever!!"

[-] aport@programming.dev 118 points 4 months ago

You fools it's supposed to contain them, now they are on the loose.

[-] aport@programming.dev 84 points 4 months ago

I buy whole bean then toss in a roach or two so I get the full experience, fresh right in my kitchen.

[-] aport@programming.dev 70 points 8 months ago

Bro waited too long. Tinder ain't for penpals.

[-] aport@programming.dev 110 points 9 months ago

"Bro just use sockets lol" completely misses the point. When you decide you want message based IPC, you need to then design and implement:

  • Message formatting
  • Service addressing
  • Data marshalling
  • Subscriptions and publishing
  • Method calling, marshalling of arguments and responses
  • Broadcast and 1:1 messaging

And before you know it you've reimplemented dbus, but your solution is undocumented, full of bugs, has no library, no introspection, no debugging tools, can only be used from one language, and in general is most likely pure and complete garbage.

[-] aport@programming.dev 76 points 1 year ago

On the plus side no users means no bug reports or feature requests

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He may have been evil, but he wasn't a dictator. Get your facts straight, libs!

[-] aport@programming.dev 108 points 1 year ago

Hi Hexbear Dunkers,

Thank you for calling me out on the misinformed, small-minded, and frankly awful comments I had made about the Ukrainian conflict. I am significantly out of my element talking politics, especially eastern european politics.

I appreciate everyone who responded to me, even if they were just pointing out how ridiculous or foolish I am.

I'm going to engage in some self reflection and figure out my motives for making uneducated comments on the internet.

[-] aport@programming.dev 251 points 1 year ago

Contact the FBI

[-] aport@programming.dev 84 points 1 year ago

Power mods: moderating is a thankless job, hard work, and reddit does not recognize how important we are!

Everyone else: then stop

Power mods: >:(

[-] aport@programming.dev 78 points 1 year ago

Both pulseaudio and systemd brought significant improvements to the Linux ecosystem.

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