averagedrunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have women friends? Have them make your dating profile if you want to date online. Seriously. They'll make you sound awesome while telling the truth. Chances are at least one of them is good at taking pictures.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Can you not have a bit of respect? Some of us are tryin' to bask in moon glow!

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

They do it so I'm not as ugly. I apologize.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Same. They're both perfectly valid opinions. If it's 4 in the afternoon and I want a burger before a night of hard drinking, keep your damn egg to yourself. If it's 4 in the morning after a night of hard drinking, a runny yolk on a greasy bacon breakfast burger is just what the doctor ordered. But for me hard fried or scrambled just don't feel right.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

The Bible perspective and the religious nutjob perspective are two different things. Jesus was too woke for some of these people.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Black lotus, channel, fireball. That was the crazy meta abuse with a 1 turn kill. By the third turn you'd have to have a terrible draw in order to not win.

I thought, though I could be wrong because it was a thousand years ago, that the 4 card rule came between beta and unlimited, but it could have been unlimited and revised. I started with beta and it definitely wasn't in effect then. Folks coming at you with a hand full of lotuses, dark rituals, moxes, and fireballs.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Theoretically, someone could have baked the sugar from lemonade onto their pipes by riding with a cup of it in a cup holder attached to an engine guard. Then hypothetically that person could have had great success removing it using Bike Brite, then taking 000 steel wool to it after the bulk was gone.

I'm not saying it happened, I'm saying you can't prove it happened to me.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Now that the idea is out there, there's a decent chance that even if something did happen someone else will take up the torch.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

In Texas? Eddie Cruz sounds like a guy who drives an El Camino and has a cousin named Cooter. He'd have been the presidential nominee in '16.

"Did you hear about Eddie and Cooter? They running for the big house! Get in the pickup, we're gonna go vote!"

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I'm approximately your age. I assumed the same thing. Hell, I thought crazy conspiracy theories were just people pretending "What if..." together.

In my younger days I would have been on a lot of bandwagons just to joke about the people who "didn't get the joke". It turns out I was the one that didn't get it.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which one of the Cenobites are you?

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