Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.
I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"
I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.
It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.
Man, those two are just so cute together!
Obligatory "...but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"
Always loved this one.
For those unfamiliar with the Dead Alewives skit this is referencing, it's funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E
Always geek the mage first.
This entire storyline is adorable.
She is adorable.
I'm aware monk isn't really great for "insane builds," but I thought it was funny.
He ate the kings of Faerun and he fought heroes historical, from Do'urden to Elminster in order catagorical!
"Well, after I accidentally snapped my last boyfriend's dick in half with my ass cheeks, I decided to expand my horizons!"
Just sharing one of my older creations to help the community grow, and hopefully make some folks chuckle.
Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!