azrendelmare

joined 3 years ago
 

The bard's 20th level. It'll be quick.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then the DM starts playing this music.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My mom's favorite is the phrase "nothing discernable happens."

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

"So ya know what happens when you..." is a terrifying way to begin a description of such a thing, too!

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 month ago

But you don't understand! The Wraeththu are just better than us, so they know how to make things that look weak from the point of view of a dumb, inferior human, but they're actually even better than katanas, which we all know to be the pinnacle of human weaponsmithing!

~/s~

 

This might have been better if I'd done it with "murderhobo" instead of "min-maxer," but it is what it is.

 

Game - Princess: The Hopeful, a New World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness fangame

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, CthulhuTech has issues...

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 3 points 11 months ago

If Konsi is thinking what I'm thinking, this might be like a "if you get every answer wrong on the test you get an A, since you obviously know what you're doing" thing.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 3 points 11 months ago

Well said. Just about every good artist has to start as a bad artist.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago

Ya know what? Fair.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, if the bandits didn't want to get killed, they shouldn't have jumped adventurers. I'm sorry if they had a home life, but it's not my fault my group defended itself.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 58 points 1 year ago (14 children)

This is priceless!

 

For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I personally loved his Bowser in Super Mario.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

One I did was "joke character who ended up being very serious."

 

I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!

 
 
 

The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.

 
 
 

I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.

 

Not mine, but I sure as hell wish it was.

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