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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

"THOU SHALT NOT F##CK WITH THE LADY OF PAIN."

-- Noah "Spoony" Antwiler

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

That's why Cthulhu (in CoC) has an attack that "kills 1d4 investigators per turn"

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

If we can give him a -3 penalty, then we'll get more investigators than we lose.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aha! Just make an investigator that is not an investigator!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

in CoC, player characters are called Investigators. So basically, 1d4 player characters die when he's nearby.

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Send in NPCs!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 5 days ago

Peasant raygun wins again!

[–] Ghost33313@beehaw.org 5 points 5 days ago

The stats: Players can only kill this creature if wish or better is cast...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

So you're saying we can become governor of California some day?