[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't know. I've got a ginormous monster cock and I've stopped playing COD as well.

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[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I got called "chicken curry" for years

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 193 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn't paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

5.6 watts a second is 5.6 joules which would, if entirely directed at your nuts, heat the equivalent mass in water to your ballsack by 0.20°C

I've done worse temperature changes to ballsacks by putting them in my mouth you'll be fineeeee

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Un petit monsieur barbu avec qui perdait ses cheveux et avec des lunettes rondes, qui allait à des évènements politiques, que ce soit des meetings, des conférences de presse ou juste dans la salle des trois colonnes à l'Assemblée dans le but de faire des interviews rigolotes avec des politiques. Il était toujours en train de les draguer.

Internet ne semble avoir gardé aucune trace de lui

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[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 10 months ago

I don't know, isn't he just British?

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 10 months ago

What you gonna repair it for? It's not like it's gonna work

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 122 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

>Be anywhere outside of the US

>cheer or clap in a movie theater

>everybody turns towards you, frozen in disgust at what you're doing

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Using the unused office will not "recoup" any costs, the money's gone. You're just paying for heat lights and AC in addition to increasing employee turnover, especially on the ones with easily markettable skills - often those you would most struggle to replace

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[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 year ago

Me learning the trade secrets of storing 140 characters of text and then rendering them sometimes

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[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 year ago

Be careful punching nazis. A single punch can kill. People have gone to prison for a single punch. Do it masked up!

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 year ago

Thanks sharkfucker

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think, on Reddit, the analogy is closer to the landed gentry: The people who get there first get to stay there and pass it down to their descendants, and that is not democratic.

you have been muted and can no longer contact the moderators of /r/modcoord

this mf is going to give people a voting system to kick out mods, and they're gonna use it to kick out the mods he just picked who stopped the subs from going private

that would be really funny, i think

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