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This relevant XKCD is a teenager now

I’d like to see a remake of The United States of America where Donald Trump is never the president.

Police in France have uncovered a vast child abuse network operating through encrypted chats on Telegram

This subheading is misleading/wrong; Telegram group chats are not encrypted, and by default, neither are one to one chats in Telegram.

Here's the original clip from The Simpsons episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4XZxHXSHko

Shhhh just be happy Google Voice still exists, and isn't in the graveyard. Personally I'd take RCS over webp in Google Voice.

Feels like a bug where someone forgot the 1 in 128kb. What chat app is this?? In Slack, custom emojis can be up to 128kb in filesize

What has worked for us is to minimize time in the morning, mostly due to laziness and trying to sleep in as much as possible. Bath the night before and prep lunch ahead of time. Basically the morning just consists of getting dressed and brushing teeth, before we're out the door. The way I think about it you're moving so fast, you don't let them have time to focus on anything other than getting out of the house.

This feels like less of a shower thought, and more of a dozing off to sleep thought doing math in your head.

Not sure if this is a bible reference or a Beatles conspiracy theory?

Here is them playing it live on BBC which is so great to revisit every Christmas: https://youtu.be/n6njrf_zHfw

Another tragedy: the story of the guy who tased his balls enough to have a heart attack and die is not true 😢. He did have a heart attack and die, but didn't get tased in the balls.

I haven't seen a lot of his movies, but I thought his acting in the first season of Umbrella Academy was really good. To each their own I guess.