[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

It looks like a Ford transit van had sex with a Honda element. I like it.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

Whatever. I just used a.i. to write my performance evaluation at work. I fed it a bunch of garbled, incoherent nonsense and made me sound productive AF.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

It doesn't fold back up though, and you'll never need it to.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I agree with what I think you're saying here: The joke is more awkward and potentially offensive than it is funny.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

If tips are no longer taxed, I'm definitely tipping about 1/3 less. 15-20%? More like 10-13%.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Intersex? The person you enter during sex is generally the "bottom"

In a traditional heterosexual scenario, this would be the woman.

Throw in homosexuality and a Kleinfelter or two and who knows!

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Kleinfelter syndrome. He's talking about Kleinfelter syndrome.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 66 points 3 days ago

Why does Donald Trump sound like Daffy Duck?

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I SAID, IM PRETTY SURE THEY MAKE THE ATHETES PAY FOR THE MEDALS TOO! WHAT A RIPOFF!

But after searching for this info on the internet, I'm finding that I could be just entirely wrong about this.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure they make the athletes pay for the medals too. What a ripoff.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

Taking this further, that $4.60 of gas will power the most efficient car for about an hour.

That $12 of rice is enough energy for you to power your bike for like 50 hours.

Conclusion: Just drive your car. Do you really want to waste 49 hours on your bike? /s

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 92 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I like how each subsequent time the dollar amount is mentioned, you learn that the previous number had been rounded up.

Man awarded $1m is glad to receive $900,000. That $898,000 will make him feel better but is $897,600 really adequate compensation? However, it's kind of unfair that the tax payers end up footing this $897,550 bill.

It fits right in with this bad cop story.

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