[-] comedy@kbin.social 66 points 11 months ago

So are the school kids

[-] comedy@kbin.social 38 points 11 months ago

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, "oh fuck, what am I even doing here."

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don't think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else's fault.

But yeah...maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake "tycoon." It served him well enough, as you noted.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 45 points 11 months ago

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don't let anyone know I'm leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It's a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago

I remember the install CD had the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video on it. It felt pretty fancy

[-] comedy@kbin.social 91 points 1 year ago

They should. Send Abbott a bill for polluting their waterway too, while they're at it.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago

Great article, but an unfortunate website name/URL

[-] comedy@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

Fuck Spez, haven't been back since Apollo died.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

The employees, in their heart of hearts, prefer Wendy's

[-] comedy@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, are we still doing this? Just use whatever phone you want, who gives a shit. People who care deeply about others' phone preference are weird. Signed, an iPhone user.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Even though there are 100k active users, it still seems slow. I know it'll take time to change, but I have already seen improvement in the three weeks I've been here.

[-] comedy@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago

well, I love The Expanse, but I applaud you for posting an actual unpopular opinion!

[-] comedy@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago

Touch an entire football field of grass, dude.

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