[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

mission-accomplished-1 mission-accomplished-2 mission-accomplished

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like "DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!" but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Hey, Reddit. Hows it goin?

In China, South Korea and Japan, women in large numbers are stopping dating men and entering into romantic relationships with AI.

what-the-hell

yea

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I just got a free Yamaha PSR-36 for helping my friend's grandma with her garage sale. I'm like 90% sure I'm gonna make some sick dungeoncore soundtrack with it.

If I can actually motivate myself to record between work I'll share it with yall, because holy shit it sounds sick.

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Every now and then I go back and rewatch Shaunvid's 3 hour video essay on this. It's really well done. Would recommend.

Also god damn, really says everything about both capitalist bloodlust and us-foreign-policy that the term "humane" is attached to the idea of nuking civilians. As long as it's a western country doing it, of course!

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nice emphasis on forced. If Trump went into a coma on the debate stage like Biden did and hundreds of millions of people saw it live and were like "wow what the fuck" then Fox would have had to do the same thing.

I mean its not like Biden has enjoyed perversely distorted and favorable coverage from every single liberal media outlet on every imaginable fucking issue including a motherfucking genocide for 4 years, Covid, border policy, labor law, debt forgiveness, etc and yes, his obviously melting brain which we knew about for forever and yall were all like "NUH UH, NO, NO NO SHUT UP!!!!!!"

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago

shocked-pikachu

This was always the plan, btw

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago

thanks for reminding me i have this megaman game on my phone emulator I-was-saying

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

the xenomorph. every time i see her impale someone with her tiny second mouth or bleed acid im like "hahahaha slay queen! literally me!"

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

love the idea of some 90 year old veteran cursing dead soldiers because they took his parking spot

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