People who don't live in New York just WOULDN'T GET what it's like to buy things from a convenience store, because those only exist in New York and no where else on earth.

Lol I love that pane 3 just skips over all the important bits. "Yeah so I'm just in possession of capital as an a priori part of my existence which you don't have, please don't focus on why that is the case, maybe I got all that money from making pie charts really good, who knows."

Yep, I remember this. I was in the acceptance stage that we were definitely going to get nuked and just waiting for the inevitable, and seeing this post legit made me cry.

Unless someone else has already messaged them I'm to reach out and let them know about this place.

Yeah and that all starts by telling a former CIA spook Vanderbilt descendant in an interview on a corporate news channel that the Soviet Union was good, actually.

It'd be better if she never sat down with clowns like this, but I genuinely don't know what you think the strategy should be when talking to a dumb dumb mainstream virulently anti-communist organization like CNN.

Edit: lmao downbears don't mean I'm wrong, clowns.

Ah we're calling bigotry "satire" now, that's clever.

What i find amusing and illustrative in this argument is replacing "draw Muhammad" with "saying the n-word" and it being the same fucking argument.

ok look i literally do not give a fuck what is offensive to your religion, ~~drawing a picture of some guy~~ saying the n-word is not immoral and anyone who suggests that it is can eat my entire ass

Basically we've got a lot of americans on this site who rightfully feel guilt at kicking disadvantaged people in their own country, but fuck off about caring about the disadvantaged people in other white imperialist countries, they can suck my dick if they don't like it.

Christ, imagine being such a big fucking dumbass you think that Trump invented the idea that the DNC stole the primary, and that it didn't come from aggrieved Bernie voters and that pesky little thing libs struggle with most, observable reality.

But no, since Trump is cynically using that to drive down enthusiasm for democrats, that means believing something obviously true makes you a cryptofascist. That's right, you wanting the shitty center right bourgeois capitalist party to not fuck over the one candidate who's even vaguely anti-capitalist in favor of the senile racist misogynist (who you could easily argue based on his appalling record is literally a cryptofascist): sorry bro, you're working for fascism now. You not liking the architect of almost literally every garbage aspect of modern American life, that means you're working in favor of bad things, which apparently are different bad things than the stuff Biden did, which are all good now, unless Trump does the same things and then it's bad, and that's who you have to support if you're going to stop fascism.

I can't really understate the cosmic stupidity of that take. Astounding.

never actually protesting, voting, donating to any causes, or contacting their representative

Lol that's it, those are the only political actions one can take, everything else is not politics. Oh you thought you were productive trying to organize your workplace, well when's the last time you sent your congressperson a letter, huh?

Y'all are falling for bait.

Imagine citing median voter theorem when Trump is literally fucking president lolololololol.

Every neolib theory they believe makes them smart are like two degrees away from a Chris Cilizza hypothesis about this being the "ham sandwich election" or some other ridiculous nonsense.

You can freely listen to different opinions

Advice this asshole has never once used.

Edit: also the irony of seeing that you're allegedly able to freely voice different opinions, on a platform that actively tried to purge us for our opinions, is literally going to kill me.