dalekcaan

There is such a thing as felony murder, where if someone dies as a result of you committing a felony, you are charged with their murder. These being cops, however, my money is on paid vacation and a transfer to a new department.

Yeah, that's why I prefer the book, where the woman gives birth to a normal healthy baby boy, who just so happens to look exactly like a mouse.

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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

I was convinced of that from the start. The language he used, I'm pretty sure he's under the impression that the country you levy a tariff against is the one that pays it. Basically "make Mexico pay for the wall" part 2.

The present too, for that matter

That sounds like a login portal to a service that lets you buy Viagra.

"Someone sees a soda can, and knows it must have a creator."

I guess the watchmaker argument was a bit too high brow for this guy.

Censorship isn't when we get rid of woke books like the dictionary dummy, censorship is when I don't get to say a slur without anyone getting mad at me.

"Why can't I just send bullet points?"

"It's bad etiquette. You have to put in the effort to write a proper email, to show you care."

"Okay, how do I write a proper email?"

"Oh I just use ChatGPT mostly."