Wow, this summary is scathing

Really? Dang, that's a bummer. I haven't rewatched it since it originally aired but at the time I thought it was superb.

Have you tried getting a more updated APK and repatching it? I haven't had any issues for several months after doing that. ReVanced Manager should tell which version to get.

Preach this is like some Lyndon Johnson era discourse. I usually don't care for this type of identity politics but this story is just too juicy. McCarthy is a sad pathetic disgrace of a house speaker, he's a sycophant for a facist and history will not be kind to his legacy. In summary: McCarthy 👏 is 👏 a 👏 pusssaaaaayyyy 👏

High fructose corn syrup

This seems like a good idea and I hope Apple eventually follows suit. There are so many apps, especially on iOS, that are just the mobile app blown up on tablets that are basically unusable.

One option you could try is the recently-released singing feature in the Ultimate Guitar app:

https://help.ultimate-guitar.com/en/articles/6873192-what-is-ultimate-guitar-sing

Dolla Dolla bills y'all

Ellen Pao, yup. F her and f spez

I've always been partial to the Gordon Ramsay turn of phrase "You fucking donkey." A little less serious. :)

That'd be a pretty cool concept for a short story or novel

Either way I hope someone like James Cameron makes a movie about it. A 21st century Das Boot could be good