dicksteele

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[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How long before the Nintendo lawyers strike it down?

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Sir your protein spheres have been heated to adequate temperature, you may consume them”

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

If you tell a girl to sit on your face. It means you are a 9.9/10 on the horny scale and you want her to use your face like it was the only way she could get rid of an itch on her vagina.

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Is there ever enough money for companies? The game will sell well and most definitely turn a profit if they released it as just the base game with online option but they still manage to potentially milk every penny available before the game has even released. I know it’s rockstar and they are held to a different standard than other companies for some reason.

  • They make good games, no doubt there. Red dead 2 and gta 5 had an amazing open world.
  • They release horrible content for their games online content because it’s a money printer, even though it makes the game way less enjoyable (imo). I usually never play online for this reason, I remember I loaded up gta 5 online and was laser gunned by a guy on a flying bike. I respawned and shot him with a revolver and he spent the remainder of the game hunting me down, which was pretty funny, but wtf kind of content is that?! Fricking Flying bikes with fricking laser beams.
  • They rerelease the same game and repeat the process ad infinitum.
[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Which kind of job was it?

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love fluid movement. Doing things in a state machine is usually the way to go in 2d platformers, which is what I mainly make. I like when your character can move around without issue, so double jump, sliding, rolling, attacking etc.

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Quick review:

‘tis shite

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

I should add. All jokes aside, I love your computer. I am sure I had a similar one in the past.

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hi there George RR Martin. Are you finally going to finish the fucking winds of fucking winter?

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Try fedora. More stability than any other os I’ve ever tried. Have had it running on all my machines for maybe 6 years now and not one issue, including with gaming (csgo/cs2 for 5k+ hours).

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Playing signalis. Setting is interesting and some of the puzzles are good but I’m not a fan of all the backtracking. I will finish it though.

Played balatro before that, basically got around 60 hours out of it before I felt really fed up with playing it. Which is not bad.

I’m enjoying playing more controller friendly games on steam deck over the competitive kind of games I pumped so many hours into before. I think after signalis I will play through the rest of hollow knight.

 

Maybe he should return to berry picking and eating bugs.

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