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[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Two phrases I’ve used that roughly correlate:

“Shut your cock holster” and

“Shut your man pleaser”

where both refer to the mouth.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s nothing saying such an appropriate demise can’t be surreptitiously expedited.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

There might be some if Ham comes back with it. He’s out right now.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Eh, can't make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y'know?" – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

[…] I bet he did a lot of the harder areas.

I'm sure he helped out a bit with the softer areas, too.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

You have a choice, my awesome little dude: the treats isle first, or the toys isle. What's it gonna be?

[–] don@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The blessings document generated considerable conservative backlash, and some critics of the late Pope Francis had expressed hope that Pope Leo would rescind or ignore it.

Conservatives as always doing a fantasticdemonstrating why they should be chronodeported 2 millennia back.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Are you comparing an ordinary, common toy to a top fascist government official? They're referring to Barbie the cartoon character. Deranged though she is, Kristi Noem isn't some piece of plastic getting stamped out by the millions and sold to children for playtime.

Fuck BigCorp, sure, but it doesn't mean we always need to assign a deeper meaning to someone's post beyond what they've said

[–] don@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

“Oh, do wipe that childish look of confusion off of your face, Kathryn. Whatever the man’s faults may have been, and many they were, his choice of drink was exceptional. You? You’re but a half-step away from boiling kidney and navy beans!

Get the hell off my bridge, Q!”

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

I can't even quote even one fucking example of their pure bedshitting derangement, because I'd just have to quote the entire goddamn article.

Holy fuck.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

"Imma vote for this dude bc he's gonna get rid of all of the people I hate.

[scary thought]

He won't come for me, bc I'm better than those people."

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