[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 37 minutes ago
[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

It's also a superior highly composite number, which is a lot of words to say it has many factors. That means it can be divided easily.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

Pneumatic urinator

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago

Drag being heterosexual doesn't have anything to do with drag's pronouns. It's true, but it's not relevant.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 hour ago

Ivy didn't change for the better. For example, Poison Ivy hates vegans for eating plants. The problem with that line of thinking is that cows are made of grass and corn, so eating a kilo of beef ends up using a lot more plants than a kilo. But Ivy hasn't thought about that fact, because she doesn't have a plan. She's just angry.

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Note also the cis person immediately bringing up a trans person's sexuality out of the blue when asked to respect pronouns

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 hour ago

Most genders are intertwined with sexuality. In the eyes of many people, manhood is about having a penis, womanhood is about having a vagina, and gender is about knowing who you're supposed to have sex with.

Drag, being straight, is attracted to the opposite gender; dragons. Everyone who tells you their sexuality is giving the same information drag just gave you, but with the details changed.

If you're uncomfortable with the idea of people having sexual attractions, drag apologises. Drag didn't mean to trigger any sex repulsed asexuals.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 2 hours ago

Aren't the admins of that instance a bunch of statists who support the government having a monopoly on the use of legitimate violence? As a communist, drag can't support any ideology where the means of production are owned by an elite class of government officials rather than by the people.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 hours ago

It's fun to kill CEOs

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago

They/them, which is a gender neutral pronoun, would be an appropriate way to refer to drag, if there weren't any pronouns that refer specifically to dragon riders. But since there are, they/them is about as appropriate for drag as it is for an average man or woman. Drag thinks you've misunderstood the they/them pronoun. It doesn't refer specifically to nonbinary people, it refers to any group or person lacking specified gender. Drag is not lacking specified gender, drag's gender is very specified.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 hours ago

Anarchism. Anarchism is just people working together to topple unjust states with violence if need be. No need for voting or governments or corporations to get involved.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Well, drag is an anarcho-communist, is engaged to marry drag's pet dragon, likes all forms of science fiction and fantasy, is a wizard, prefers power metal over most other genres of music, and thinks Python lends itself too easily to non-OOP designs. Anything more specific you'd like to know?

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 5 hours ago

He's obviously the guy who played Paul in the new Dune movies

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Drag has an old iPad Mini that stopped working. There's nothing physically wrong with it. The screen is fine, the battery is fine, the processor is old, but fit for purpose. Apple simply refuses to allow browser updates. It's not like drag needs the latest and greatest, drag only uses it to browse deviantart and furaffinity. As recently as a year ago it worked perfectly. But these websites no longer serve content properly to old browser versions, so drag needs a way to bypass apple and update the browser.

Drag's tried Firefox, Chrome, Safari, and even Brave. But apparently all browsers on iOS are just reskins of Safari, so none of these worked.

Is there some way drag could maybe install an Android distribution on the iPad? Or get a proper browser on this machine? Drag despises e-waste and also is broke. It's not a must-have, drag has a perfectly good phone and PC. But the larger screen size is good for image browsing, and hacking this machine to fix it would be a nice middle finger to Apple's planned obsolescence.

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Drag knows that being a furry isn't all about sex. It's mostly about liking cartoon animals. But nonetheless, drag did have a preconception of the furry community being a generally sex-positive space due to all the queer floating around. Drag recently had a bizarre experience in which a community of furries was weirdly particular about a certain dirty joke, which had never been a problem in other online communities. Are furries really sex negative compared to most people?

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Template for anyone who wants to use it:

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Okay so the title of this post is a joke. But drag means it with a modicum of seriousness.

You see, the argument against this title is "We can't just blame everyone! If we did that, we'd be leaving people zero good options. We have to choose the least bad decision the voters could have made, and support that one."

Drag thinks this is a very sensible argument and agrees with it. We can't just say "screw every option, every action is bad" on principle. That's not productive. We have to choose some least-bad option to support.

Unfortunately, this argument is the same argument in favour of voting for Harris. A lot of people denied this same argument in the previous 6 months. They said no, you can just say "screw every option, every action is bad". They said not to support the least-bad option.

So therefore, drag is quite convinced that these people, for the sake of ideological consistency, ought to be condemning both the Harris voters and the non-voters.

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