Don't act like you don't know. He's just trying to hold onto his past.

√ is not ✓ 😠

"Am I being detained?", my inner monologue screams.

Swing the whole leg in a gentle arc, by the look of it.

There's a definite industry problem, but that doesn't excuse Spotify.

Apple Music pays artists 50-100% more than Spotify do per play, and Tidal pay triple to quadruple. Even Amazon pay artists more than Spotify; only YouTube is worse.

It's been a little while since I used a KDE or Gnome desktop in anger; I can't remember how they tackle issues where user attention is needed on an inactive app. What do you figure the best solution is? Make the taskbar/dock icon visually distinct (flashing, jumping, a badge, or similar) but don't permit focus switch?

Curious about this - you mean in Windows? What's the solution as you see it?

Good list! We differ on some of them...

I take issue with the settings menu still relying on the old menus while having shuffled things around so I’m forced to look for settings

This is still an issue, but I feel it's diminishing as they (annoyingly slowly) do move all of the functionality to the new app. It was much worse in Windows 10, I think.

I can say that the start menu is horrendously slow, it can take up to 5 seconds for it to load.

"Works on my machine" is a profoundly unhelpful answer for me to give, but I'm fortunate enough not to have experienced this. If you're looking for a workaround and don't mind a further Microsoft app, the launcher in Powertoys is pretty solid.

Sometimes keystrokes disappear in the start menu only to magically appear some time later.

God, I hate the search from the start menu - but I would say that it's been profoundly broken since Windows 8 and is marginally better in Windows 11.

They made the right click menu worse and only changeable in regedit.

100% agreed. I do think Windows 10 and earlier had a growing issue with the context menus getting unwieldy (Visual Studio is a great demo of how this can get really out of hand) but the solution Windows 11 have brought is annoying more than useful. I suspect at one point I made the registry change and forgot about it, because I'm back to a big Win10-style list.

They made RDP credentials only saveable using CMD.

Agreed again. That said, you're a masochist if you're not using an RDP manager like mRemoteNG! I wish Microsoft had a decent RDP app that wasn't tied into Azure.

They removed vertical taskbars.

I found vertical taskbars incompatible with hotdesking on desks with different monitor configurations, but I do agree this one sucks.

how to unfuck up windows 11 so it works how you expect it to.

I think "how you expect it to" goes to the core of my point - needing to adapt to change isn't inherently bad. But I'm not pretending Windows 11 is a wholesale improvement, and I do concede many of your arguments.

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The EFF have a bit more general information about location data brokers. Well worth a read.

The larvae (possibly not quite the right word) eaten by the birds lodge in the intestinal tract near the cloaca. The eggs they produce are passed out, and snails eat the eggs.

~This comment is best read with Hans Zimmer's "The Circle of Life" playing in the background.~

As I understand it, Inuit is still the accepted ethnonym, in both singular and plural. So an Inuk but an Inuit girl, I think.