Theres a chain of all you can eat kinda fusion sushi bars around where I live. Trapper's Sushi. Actually ate there today. I swear their best rolls are flash fried and smothered in various sauces or scallops with spicy mayo.
If you're a sushi purist you'll consider it a complete abomination but oh my sweet lord it's sooo good.
Sterno. That stuff saved my life when I was homeless.