[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.

Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn't been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!

Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don't come after me, Big Aluminum.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

Trivializing is taking very real and major struggles that certain humans experience to much greater degree than others and pretending it has the same gravity as minor annoyances that a wide range of people experience.

If your comment is a joke or otherwise intended to be lighthearted, I apologize, but people saying in earnest what you said is a pretty major pet peeve of mine.

Real "Chronic depression doesn't exist because everyone feels sad sometimes" energy.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Please tell me he has lewds/nudes while holding his tactical shovel.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Always wear protection.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

What's so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It's a straightforward pattern!

(I hope it's not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago

Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

I once won a bike in a punch card raffle for drinking as much monster as I do. No kidney stones yet, just a full immunity to the positive effects of caffeine and the constant threat from my body to never stop drinking them or else my head will implode from withdrawal.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Being mean to underpaid staff isn't exactly joke material, accidental or not.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

If ye wish to climb the stairs,

Then first endure our three glares.

For moving, we aren't in the mood,

Though we may change our tune for food.

And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

So please, appease us kitties three,

Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

"Can you a room as aboluteyy no eleephant it all?"

Dunno what's giving more "clone of a clone" vibes, the dialogue or the 3 small standing "elephants" in that image.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

"Any recommendations for good cummies here?"

"I usually start my day just laying in bed and checking out new cummies"

"It's unfortunate that niche cummies don't always have the support needed to stick around. I've seen great cummies wiped away before they could really build any volume up."

"It's so often overlooked, but proper handling of cummies is really what keeps them enjoyable day after day."

Yep, I see no fault with the naming scheme here. Really rolls off the tongue well too. Very palatable. Definitely not absolutely cursed.

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