It is basically a gyro.

No, it wants to be roasted and covered in cheese sauce.

Makes perfect sense to me. It's generally acknowledged that

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Wrong, the date is 2024-06-12.

Why is Elmo standing in for Cookie Monster?

Yes, because English.

Wait, what? Explain, please.

Have you ever seen a Massachusetts state trooper in dress uniform?

Receiving a Windows Autopilot device direct from the manufacturer or vendor in no way prevents your employer from installing whatever software they want on the device, of course. I can't speak for the Apple device but I would imagine there are ways to remotely manage the device even there - requiring the employee to sign in to Jamf, perhaps.

That helps, thank you. I am thinking pancreatic cancer would be in this category. That's horrible stuff.

Somebody explain what solid tumors are.

Eighty one percent of Americans think God will save them, so why would you care about any of their other opinions?