Oh I could help them out with a few synonyms: The asshats with the Internet Explorer, the start menu advertising clowns, the BSOD guys, the USE ONLY MY WEBBROWSER bullies, ...

Albus Dumbledore after Voldemort told him he made horcruxes out of every dollar bill.

But officer... there were funky China men from funky Chinatown.

Your prison wallet is closer to porn than to blockchain, I suppose.

General Bison agrees.

Julius was the twin, Alex was the pregnant man.

I think it's only worrying if it makes your code look better.

Upvote for the hillarious image in my head.

Easy solution