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I think it's home cook weird shit, now sell me something to get rid of fried food smell from clothes. I'll live with garlic and onions which smell amazing over fried oil smell that saturate you skin and leave you as a soggy French fry

It's just too on the nose to be real sometimes

It really is wonderful, I could only wish to have the government give me my dream job, and these Republicans just get handed a golden opportunity, it's like Charlie and the golden ticket, I will go down and congrat them on the big winnings and bestest deals while they are knee deep in pig shit

I'm sure there are plenty of Republicans willing to take a job for shit pay that is back breaking and dangerous right?

He is starting a war on Christmas

Hey you are welcome to come on down here and lead the revolution buddy, you don't have a job or family right? So you can just protest 24/7 and if you die you have no one who needs you? We just had one of the largest protest in US history, you want a civil war? Cause it is probably gonna happen and guess what you Canadians are gonna get involved in our shit so I hope I see your ass on the front line.

Maybe memphis should do something about it

My bad, he lied so much it's hard to keep it straight

Colin Powell lies to congress about "facts" and "evidence" of WMDs in Iraq that led to a 20 year war

Try Canadian bacon, pineapple, pickled jalapeños, and goat cheese on a pizza and you'll change your mind

That is the smartest man in the world and the president