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The Fifth Element depicted a straight up utopia where gift wrapped Milla Jovoviches fall from the sky. I do not need any more than that.

Sorry Boss, can't come in. The half-eaten apple lodged into my exoskeleton has become infected.

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

What are you doing in England?

Maybe I'm doing sick ass donuts all the time and going through 2 sets of tires a month. You don't know my driving habits.

Those were all human names first. Places named after people, not the other way around.

Daedric lord of soul crushing corporate vocabulary.

Killer pastry though.

He probably does bomb Vatican whenever the Holy Kitchen serves some particularly spicy food.

Good butter straight from a dairy farm is super dangerous though. You can suddenly find yourself standing in your kitchen, no memory of the last 45 minutes, the fridge door open, a greasy knife in your hand, breadcrumbs all over the floor, and half the butter gone. Gotta be careful with that stuff.

Take a screenshot of the desktop, flip it horizontally, make it the wallpaper, and remove all desktop icons.

Connecting to the network does not have to mean connecting to the internet. Basically every consumer grade router out there is capable of restricting a device to the local network only. It could reach other devices on the network and the other devices would be able to reach it, but it would still be cut off from the internet.