Gimp my car and it's reworking sports cars so they look and drive like shit.
Ok that's good. I was gonna say I'm pretty sure Intels have been on permasale ever since the broken microcode news broke, so maybe that's why CPUs are now more expensive. But probably something else for AMD. Maybe the fact no one trusts Intel now that it's clear they had broken microcode for like 2 years 
What CPU did you get?
There's actually a data visualization technique where you map the data to faces, and pick certain qualitative features to map to various facial expressions. It's hilariously inefficient both to generate and no one can read it, but it's also very cute and therefore all other dataviz techniques should be illegal.
If we ever get a millenial president and they get assassinated, they're gonna do office jim face at the camera right before the bullet penetrates their head and it's gonna go into history books.
Lots of better reasons to hate fascism, but this just looks lame as hell. Treating it as some subversive cool subculture, and it somehow looks more boring than hanging out in a suburban strip mall parking lot.
I got some dog spray after getting bit and my friend was explaining to me how I just need to tell cops I have it in case a dog attacks. I was like bro that's actually it, I'm not fantasizing about using it on some homeless guy on the bus.
Sometimes I'll click a link that's like "top X movies that do Y" and I'll be like "this list is so basic" and very quickly go to "you know what these are all bangers, should rewatch them all". The movies folks, they're good.
The classics: the art of computer programming by Donald Knuth
90% of the episodes are installing a pickup lift kit on a lambo