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ACAB

My resume has a bigger gap than goatse

Yeah, purple. I think we have a black mission and brown turkey tree. The turkey produces much more.

pics

Fig trees produce a sap that is an irritant, keeps most birds/animals away. Ants are probably the most likely to try to chew on the figs.

Better late than never, I guess

Figs. Once it's established, it's very resilient.

Cherries are a pain, because if you don't use netting, birds get them all.

When storm chasing doesn't give that adrenaline rush anymore

Self destructive policies inside and out.

I can tell from the comments that nobody has actually been in this situation.

And the answer, is that it's queer, not straight.

Best evidence of human cloning

Waffle maker. Damnit I love waffles, but I can only clean out so many ruined waffles before I turn to pancakes.