[-] impiri@lemm.ee 56 points 10 months ago

Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 46 points 10 months ago

“I just want the masses to be satisfied :)” - Karl Marx

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 58 points 11 months ago

My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago

Virgin object permanence haver / Chad Joe Rogan listener

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago

New York Democratic Committee Chair Jay Jacobs said he expects there will be political repercussions for elected officials who have been endorsed by the organization, which includes Ocasio-Cortez and Rep. Jamaal Bowman, who have been reelected by wide margins.

“I think anything like this gives voters an indication of what this group stands for,” Jacobs said. “Candidates who run with that endorsement or state they are members of the group, they’ll face the electorate, and I think they’ll see the consequences.”

How the hell does this dude still have a job? He's a complete fuckup, even by Dem standards

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago

Who among us has not been in the checkout line of a Kwik-Stop and felt a sudden sense of pride and appreciation for our girlfriend's trans son

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago

$100k each to two projects is $200k

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

Actually, “kiddo,” I am not “f***ing dead” as evidenced by my normally functioning respiratory and circulatory systems

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

Time to load these kids up with crushing Skibidebt

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

Why is Pixel Pass being discontinued?
We offer the best value of our hardware products and give users the flexibility to purchase their favorite services. We continue to evaluate offers based on customer feedback and provide different ways for them to access the best of Google.

Is this answer anything?

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago

This felt like the moment that a million switches flipped inside a million minds, including mine. It was so easy for years to make excuses for why Obama couldn't do this or needed to triangulate on that or whatever, but here he just straight up tells the people to fuck off and stop whining. The dawning realization in the crowd of what he's doing from the time he says "Can I get some water?" to the time he takes that tiny sip of water is still brutal to listen to. I can't imagine what that moment must have felt like for you as a black teenager

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 64 points 1 year ago

This is somehow both extremely low-effort and extremely tryhard

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