[-] impiri@lemm.ee 67 points 8 months ago

45 burgers 45 fries 45 tacos 45 pies 45 cokes

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 69 points 9 months ago

saddam_bunker.jpg

no wait, taliban_batcave.jpg

no no wait wait, long_term_nuclear_warning_message.png

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 81 points 9 months ago

I'm forever grateful for the whiniest people in the world who complained endlessly about hexbear, otherwise I might not have found you good people

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 102 points 10 months ago

Pour one out for the staffers. This was almost certainly the pinnacle of their elder abuse careers

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 180 points 10 months ago

Yeah I'm into Gitness

Gitness goddamn code to compile

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 231 points 11 months ago

I hope this is the one thing that he actually follows through on. Drive a stake through it already

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by impiri@lemm.ee to c/chat@hexbear.net

I messed up, y'all. I'm on vacation with my family, and we are completely and utterly out of cash. We do everything with credit cards, and we exhausted most of the Emergency Cash Stash on a charmingly sketchy mini golf place that was cash-only and almost certainly reports an operating loss to the government every year. That plus tips for housekeeping has left us with less than a buck in change.

The problem is, we're leaving the hotel tomorrow... and I have no cash for the final housekeeping tip. The ghost of Barbara Ehrenreich is making very disappointed sounds at me right now, and I need to make her stop by getting some dollar bills in my hand some way before 11:00 AM.

  • The front desk can't charge a gratuity to the credit card
  • The credit card company will happily give us a highway-robbery-level cash advance at an ATM as long as we wait 7-10 days to get a PIN in the mail
  • The glove box and center console of the car have nothing but masks and straws
  • Food Lion and other stores will give you cash back but only if you pay with a debit card which I did not bring because ??????

I'm at a loss. What do I do here? Buy a gift card and print it out? Wait at the snack counter and barter with people? Please help me make a working person's day slightly better instead of slightly worse tomorrow.

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 72 points 11 months ago

I see you and I hear your question, and let me just say: I hear you. I see you. You are seen. You are heard

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 67 points 11 months ago

fascism - antifascism - synfacism

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 135 points 11 months ago

First of all, you’re a bunch of stupid trump-loving alt-left antifa fascist children

Secondly, you resort to name calling

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 79 points 11 months ago

This is definitely a real thing for the boomer brainworm crowd. They scream that anyone to the left of Marco Rubio is a pedophile and then are shocked—shocked!—that their kids don't want to expose their grandkids to that.

My boomer parents are wisely playing both sides. For example, they brag that their grandkids are getting homeschooled. They get Facebook Social Credit from their friends who are so happy that these kids will be avoiding the Woke Agenda. (Ha, haha, ahahahahahahaha)

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 104 points 11 months ago

At first glance, this makes zero sense, but once you dig in and read the details, it makes even less sense

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 134 points 11 months ago

You have a games community but zero mentions of either Excite Truck or Excitebots: Trick Racing

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