Should have been a black mark on his record.

FYI: there is actually an XKCD font if you want to match the original more closely. https://github.com/ipython/xkcd-font

Also, starting in 2018 Google no longer actually searches for the words you entered. Instead, it tries to figure out "what you really mean" and shows results for that. See BERT

So the police broke a policy that was instituted to prevent people getting killed during high-speed chases, two people died, and the police officers involved suffered no consequences? Instead someone who was not even in the vehicle got life in prison?

Might be worth regreasing it, iFixIt has some good guides on that.

Aluminum cans are actually coated in plastic to avoid corrosion.

"This sign won't stop me because I can't read!"

You went into debt on a credit card so you could pay someone else to install Christmas lights?

I think it's with salt killing slugs?

Well actually he didn't. He only carried them part-way - but then he cried when he had to toss them into a crevasse.

Google and other large advertiser networks should be liable for malicious ads that they serve.

So you think an FPS should be taken down for murder?